October 2010
25 posts
STEVE RE'S FAMOUS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
There’s a lot of people I have to thank for helping me reach my lifelong goal. Ever since i was a young child, they said there was no way i could ever take acid successfully. They said i could never not freak out. WELL WE PROVED THEM WRONG. It took many years, years filled with pain and disgraced attempts, but I never gave up. I never gave up. Thats just not me. I’m not a failure. Like...
thank you for being you
Dear The Master of Alichillios,
A horrible incident happened last Tuesday within the walls of your well known restaurant. I always knew that a trip to the emergency room was in the cards for me. However, I’m just glad the reasoning for that prophetic trip began in your fine establishment. How embarrassing it would have been if my beloved friends and family had to be informed of me eating at...
