I feel i am the perfect candidate to work at your wholesome network. I possess the best qualities available in a human being. I am hardworking, diligent, competitive, and easily prompted to rage. In addition, I aslo have a fairly debilitating substance abuse problem, not unlike many of the fresh faces that decorate your colorful channel. Thank you for your time, and I will be spending the rest of the evening staring at my cell phone as I am sure you will be calling it as soon as you finish reading this important message from me.
O Jesus in Heaven. What on earth has happenth to thine Kay Bee Toys?
It once was a store built on innocence and loaded with neatly organized toys, moderately attractive employees, and clean rugs.
A horrible metamorphosis has occurred. The rugs are now decorated with stickiness and stains. The employees have morphed into fat sweaty soda consuming monsters. Toys scattered among the hell that now reeks of feces and body odor.
In ten years the same will happen to the Apple store.
today was horrible, utterly devastating. i kept typing my password too fast and i had to enter it multiple times before logging in. then facebook forced me to reset my very complicated password. why have i been cursed with fast typing skills and a fast brain? why can’t they make keyboards that operate as fast as my brain? why have i been doomed to select such a difficult password? this is surely a cruel world.