August 2010
45 posts
good morning letter from cleaning lady
I am sorry 2 tell you that TV control room has a bad odor, they need 2 know that they cannot eat inside. Someone is dropping food on the carpet. If I find a dead mice I will put it on their desk. Make sure they flush the toilet. Before they leave the bathroom. Just kidding. SCARE them off. Sorry to bother :)
***worst part is this is all real
hmmm, both articles of news look about the same to me
the good news is i finished cleaning out your van, and its so clean you shall not find one speck of dirt OR dust!
the bad news is i severely injured your ungrateful and unhelpful son in the process.
BUY YOUR OWN SLUTCLOCK →
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“but sir, my soul has grown tired and old, and my fingers they are stricken with the infamous laziness disease, so i am afraid, dear sir, of the following: I have lost the ability to take my credit card out of my gorgeous handcrafted wallet. And that wallet, sadly is located in the abyss that i call my purse, and that is many a walking distance away, many.”
