I am sorry i cannot draw today, the injuries I imagined received last night make drawing impossible. I hope this letter I found is an ok replacement :(
CEO Jim Skimmer McDonald’s Corporation, 2111 McDonald’s Dr., Oak Brook, IL 60523, July 31, 2010,
Began writing this letter: 2PM upon my couch, Finished: 8:30PM upon my bed
Dear Mr. Skimmer,
I am writing this letter to bring attention to a fact that may cause you much shock and disgust. I am writing to inform you of the lack of dignity in your establishments. My son and I made the mistake of wandering into one of your McDonalds locations last night, and based on the content of your televised commercials, we expected to be treated with dignity. This was far from what occurred.
I politely requested to the robust woman working the register that my son insists on having his burger broiled slowly and WITH CARE. Instead of informing the cooking crew to slowly broil the burger with care, she slowly but carefully insulted my son’s honor. She lazily looked up with me with her heartless eyes and told me, “All our burgers are cooked in the same manner.” She didn’t try to compromise to my needs. She didn’t apologize to me OR my son for this inconvenience. She didn’t even look apologetic. My son appropriately and immediately began wailing. She looked over at my precious little boy and I could see the corner of her mouth turn into a smirk. She was laughing at his pain.
I do not know how my son nor I can ever recover from such a traumatic incident, and I hope you will take the necessary steps to correct this array of errors. I am a very important person and I have a lot of friends. If you do not make necessary steps, I can assure you, you will be losing a lot of customers once they hear of the dirt I have uncovered.
Thank you for your time, and I am eagerly waiting for a reply.
President & CEO, Eggolio’s Bread Company,34 Barbuckle Lane, Egg Grove, Illinois