September 2010
41 posts
i call this one "A VERY INTERESTING"
andy: hey gina its andy
gina: hey whats up. is someone dead
andy: no why lol. this is gina right
gina. no. its jen. who is gina?
andy: oh shes my friend. are you in nyc too
gina: yes i am. right in the thick of it. hey aren’t u the inventor of love storey?
andy: I am how did you know? well im the owner lol
gina: lets just say ive only heard good things
gina: ooh, i dont talk to...
He opened his son’s bedroom door and saw a familiar yet still appalling site, his egg shaped beauty, laying a defeated round carcass on his bed, wailing like an injured seal. It took too much effort to muster up the courage that he could contribute to creating such a monstrosity. He picked up the “Best Sportsmanship” trophy on the shelf, which only awarded his son’s lack of...
OMG!! NEW BLOOD PRESSUE COMMERICAL
The very edgy new blood pressure commerial, created to show that it is not only vital to your health to check your blood pressue, but it is also extremely cool.
“Dark force of blood pushing against the grey walls
Your majestic artery walls
This force is not the work of the devil
Its HIGH BLOOD BRESSURE
HOLY DESTROYER OF ORGANS
MY SYSTOLIC LEVEL 1 HIGH SCORE WAS 144
MY DIASTOLIC...
a touching scene from "Society's Shame"
“Yes, your honor, I would like to say a few words to the jury if I may. A few words indeed. The real monster is not me, ya see, but is society. In a world where female humans kiss other female humans on televised award programs, and yet the masses fail to riot, really am I responsible for my actions? Clearly, No. No, my friends….I am not responsible for my own actions. AND I WILL NOT...
diary of shame
dear diary,
why must my life be so difficult?!!??! i have absolutely NOTHING good to wear. and i NEED to wear something flattering. i need to impress johnny. if he goes after mary instead of me, ill just die, simply die!
some good news, father said he will let me get a part-time job this summer. then i can buy whatever clothes i want.
small sad side note. i think i may be the antichrist.
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