March 2011
34 posts
the prom content that was not published
Whale of a Woman
For the morbidly obese, the array of plus size whale dresses will ensure you to have a whale of a time, and swim in an ocean of shame.
Scent of a Feces
For those of you who are looking to sparkle in a dazzler smelling of human waste, I have the answer for you! Deb’s has a great selection of dresses that have a fine aroma of skank and feces.
French Fry Flashbacks
Dear Charlie Hickleberry Jr,
I entered your McDonalds chain yesterday afternoon with a heart full of hope and my eyes glistening with happiness. Happiness that would soon be as burned and blackened as your business’ french fries.
I ordered a small fry for the small fry that is my youngest son. After I gave him the fry packet he immediately and instinctively opened his mouth for the food...
