April 2011
23 posts
Headstart on Northpole Demands
Dear Santa,
Hi Santa. I realize that it is early in the year, but I figure you will appreciate how I respect your time. I hope you and your hag are doing well up there. It must be awfully cold. But not as cold as my heart. A heart that can only be warmed through receiving presents. I need the following items and skills for Christmas this year:
- Laser beams for eyes
- Machine guns for hands
-...
Cover letter to Guns & Ammo Magazine
Charles Brinkley II
Guns & Ammo Magazine
Brinkleyville, Kansas 289392583
Dear Mr. Brinkley II,
I am writing to you with wonderful news. I, Gina Tron want and require a position at your magazine factory. The main reason for this is after acquiring a writing gig with the fashion magazine, BULLETT, my ex coworker joked that i should get a job at Guns & Ammo instead. His name is Bil...
