My nephew keeps an audio diary. I found it today and I’m putting it online to humiliate him. His name is Arnold. He’s somewhere between 13 and 26. I’m too lazy to ask his age. But not too lazy to post this.
a demon had been birthed out of mine pure womb a demon whose breath is of a tomb her name is that of carly but i wish it were a charlie o lord, why has thine cursed me with a child who mocks my career with wild wild, wild eyes and a mouth full of lies o lord, please take away my carly and give me a sweet little charlie