July 2011
30 posts
restaurant testimonial
I had a great time being stationed inside your establishment.
The decor was decent and the staff was nice. The food, I’ve had better, but I’ve also had worse.
Best of all, nobody tried to insult my demanding and morbidly obese son. That impressed me!
Kathy, Arlington
What's Your Anti-Drug?
What keeps me away from drugs is my interest in Chevy trucks. I don’t want to ever own a Chevy truck, they are too much trouble. But, my interest keeps me drug-free.
Billy
My anti-drug is my drawings. I like drawing pictures of people i see around town, and draw them assaulting Ellen DeGeneres. I have a shoe box of them under my bed and I look through that box every time my son nags me...
Jonatron Tronstog III, #298324, Cell Block 47
Dear Jonatron,
I hope this letter finds you well. Last night was beautiful. I, of course, was dazzling in an overcoat made of charcoal and african fine silk. I sat on our old bench and absorbed the summer air like a slug bathing in salt. I did this until I met a young man who was too playful to tell me his name. He took me on a mystical journey that...
