“You look great! What have you been doing?” “Well.. I haven’t been eating…ANYTHING. Um, I don’t sleep and when I do I am excercising due to night terrors.” “OH COOL! I gotta try that!”
complaint to Subway
A LETTER TO THE MANAGEMENT OF SUBWAY: Greetings. I’m writing to inform you of the filth that you have mistaken as people to employ at your establishment. I walked into your monstrosity of a chain with my heart overflowing with dreams of attractive sandwich artists. I had envisioned that there would be a beautiful girl working behind the counter, and that she would see how beautiful I am...