September 2011
15 posts
beauty tips
“You look great! What have you been doing?”
“Well.. I haven’t been eating…ANYTHING. Um, I don’t sleep and when I do I am excercising due to night terrors.”
“OH COOL! I gotta try that!”
complaint to Subway
A LETTER TO THE MANAGEMENT OF SUBWAY:
Greetings. I’m writing to inform you of the filth that you have mistaken as people to employ at your establishment. I walked into your monstrosity of a chain with my heart overflowing with dreams of attractive sandwich artists. I had envisioned that there would be a beautiful girl working behind the counter, and that she would see how beautiful I am...
