May 2012
18 posts
Dear Kinney Drugs
Dear The King of Kinneys
I would like to thank the staff of your prestigious operation for berating my morbidly obese son. I no longer possess the energy to parent him, so I am glad somebody finally brought some attention to the monstrosity that is now his body. He has since locked himself in his bedroom and is trapped in some type of psychosis. What is wonderful about his current state is
A. He...
Tinker Toy Soldier Spy Review
This isn’t much of a review, as I can still barely recall the title of the film let alone any plot line from it. I went to the theaters to see this a movie, something I rarely do but should do more as it makes me feel like a normal human being. Though this experience began with some abnormal and abnormally funny live entertainment. How can one concentrate on the movie on the screen when there...
Letter to Staples
Dear King Of Staples,
The nerd that served me and my son at your prestigious organization yesterday evening was disappointing. I expected to be waited on by a female and an attractive one at that as a form of escapism from my increasingly unattractive wife. Please work on hiring more attractive people, because it would please me, Charles Mc Charleston
Sincerely,
Charles Mc Charleston The...
