“i threw myself in front of the car for a good reason, ya see. I just was looking for an activity to do. Jeopardy was over and the corner store ran out of my favorite flavor of lemonade. I thought, maybe just maybe if i got hit by a vehicle then i could get hit with the vehicle that is unwarranted pity and attention from bystanders. and i got that. i got pity for me, poor little moldie pie the great.”

The Riveting Conclusion Of “Of Mold & Men” - Janitor’s Cut